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Saturday, September 25, 2004 + Good news, bad news, and plain dumbass news + Good news: T.A.T.U never really were lesbians. One of them is a mother and the other is gettin married! hahahahahaha..... They used the whole openly raunchy lesbian image just for shock value and milked it for all it's worth... what a slap in the face for those real lesbians who used to look up to them as role models... hahahaha... naturally a few less lesbians out there is always good news... "We must become cool sial!" "How ?" "We must rebel! Rebellion is cool!... sial!" "How can we express rebellion?" "By becoming LESBIAN! We can rebel against like, society man!... sial!" "Why is your english becoming so bad?" "Because the Govt. says we must improve, i mean improvin our engrish! So i rebel against them toooo!...................................................................sial!" Bad news: The PAP held their 50th anniversary by partying in Zouk. Something is seriously wrong in this picture. Its like a sign of things to come with the "new and improved" PM Lee -=Reloaded=-. PM Lee: "The PAP is a serious party, but we're not a square party. We have some serious people, but we know how to enjoy ourselves too. " Someone's in an image crisis here. Its kinda like the PAP is scared of becoming less cool than the people who rebel.... hahahhahhaha.... Of course they're free to use Zouk as they so please... they're all over 18... i think... hahhaha.... but if they really wanted to get in on the act, then shouldn't they also be boozing, passin out, groping, bartop dancing and bringing home druken female interns? hmm... Maybe next year.... hahahaha... Suddenly, rebelling against the govt. is starting to make sense again... hahaha Dumbass news: Taiwan has released posters urging people to buy less bubble tea so the govt. can secure a NT$610 billion arms deal with the US. (and i thought the campaigns here were weird). And ironcially, this has boosted the limping bubble tea industry due to the free advertising. (since now its cool to drink bubble tea again, becos the govt. told them not to.) Someone should take the que and tell people NOT to donate money to the needy and not to voluteer in such related services! hahhaha.... sheesh... all that money so Chinese in Taiwan can threaten to kill Chinese in China..... Cheers! the world is screwed up, one constant in times of uncertainty. By the way, I'm not anti-govt, I'm anti-society. (if u know wad i mean) winks, raises wine glass ian wong beats around the bush@ 5:04 PM Comments: Post a Comment

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Saturday, September 25, 2004

+ Good news, bad news, and plain dumbass news +

Good news:

T.A.T.U never really were lesbians. One of them is a mother and the other is gettin married! hahahahahaha..... They used the whole openly raunchy lesbian image just for shock value and milked it for all it's worth... what a slap in the face for those real lesbians who used to look up to them as role models... hahahaha... naturally a few less lesbians out there is always good news...

"We must become cool sial!"
"How ?"
"We must rebel! Rebellion is cool!... sial!"
"How can we express rebellion?"
"By becoming LESBIAN! We can rebel against like, society man!... sial!"
"Why is your english becoming so bad?"
"Because the Govt. says we must improve, i mean improvin our engrish! So i rebel against them toooo!...................................................................sial!"

Bad news:

The PAP held their 50th anniversary by partying in Zouk. Something is seriously wrong in this picture. Its like a sign of things to come with the "new and improved" PM Lee -=Reloaded=-. PM Lee: "The PAP is a serious party, but we're not a square party. We have some serious people, but we know how to enjoy ourselves too. " Someone's in an image crisis here. Its kinda like the PAP is scared of becoming less cool than the people who rebel.... hahahhahhaha....
Of course they're free to use Zouk as they so please... they're all over 18... i think... hahhaha.... but if they really wanted to get in on the act, then shouldn't they also be boozing, passin out, groping, bartop dancing and bringing home druken female interns? hmm... Maybe next year.... hahahaha... Suddenly, rebelling against the govt. is starting to make sense again... hahaha

Dumbass news:

Taiwan has released posters urging people to buy less bubble tea so the govt. can secure a NT$610 billion arms deal with the US. (and i thought the campaigns here were weird). And ironcially, this has boosted the limping bubble tea industry due to the free advertising. (since now its cool to drink bubble tea again, becos the govt. told them not to.) Someone should take the que and tell people NOT to donate money to the needy and not to voluteer in such related services! hahhaha.... sheesh... all that money so Chinese in Taiwan can threaten to kill Chinese in China.....

Cheers! the world is screwed up, one constant in times of uncertainty. By the way, I'm not anti-govt, I'm anti-society. (if u know wad i mean) *winks, raises wine glass*

ian wong beats around the bush@ 5:04 PM

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