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Wednesday, June 01, 2005 + Revelations + U know those days u just sit back in a comfy chair... listen to a good tune... stare at the city skyline.. and sip a shirley temple. Suddenly your mind takes you places u'd never thought u'd go. Your brain becomes a lightning rod for new ideas. You obtain a higher level of conciousness. Then you get up and realise 99.25% of it has a high probablity of being pure, ripe bullshit. But you can't wait to tell your friends anyway! 1.) Liverpool FC has a bomoh. No team can comeback from getting thrashed 0-3 by AC Milan in the first half and then win the Champions League, unless it was preordained by the mystical powers that be. The last time they won it was 1984. That year, Prince Charles got married, the Pope died and Liverpool lost the Carling Cup to the winners of the Premier League. Come 2005, guess what happened? I can just picture that bomoh bugger, in his office next to the assistant manager's, with a funky hairdo and a dead chicken. At half time against AC Milan he sacrifices a virgin, boom! the UEFA Champions Cup is in the bag. That has GOT to be it.... 2.) The equator is 40076km long. With the Earth rotating on its axis turning 1 full round every 24hrs... i m travelling at 1669.83km/h without leaving this chair. i could be booked for speeding if i was in bed! (hmmmm.... that didn't come out right) 3.) Beach soccer is not a test of skill, its a test of ENDURANCE. My feet have been constantly reminding me... 4.) Red meat is scary. Cows n pigs are high in fat and they burp high levels of methane. With a few more well-timed outbreaks of bird flu n mad cow disease... my kids will grow up in a world where eating bugs is fashionable. Seeing as they have zero fat, zero burp and there's no mad bug disease. Cheers! raises glass of shirley temple ian wong beats around the bush@ 6:10 PM Comments: Post a Comment

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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

+ Revelations +

U know those days u just sit back in a comfy chair... listen to a good tune... stare at the city skyline.. and sip a shirley temple. Suddenly your mind takes you places u'd never thought u'd go. Your brain becomes a lightning rod for new ideas. You obtain a higher level of conciousness. Then you get up and realise 99.25% of it has a high probablity of being pure, ripe bullshit. But you can't wait to tell your friends anyway!

1.) Liverpool FC has a bomoh. No team can comeback from getting thrashed 0-3 by AC Milan in the first half and then win the Champions League, unless it was preordained by the mystical powers that be. The last time they won it was 1984. That year, Prince Charles got married, the Pope died and Liverpool lost the Carling Cup to the winners of the Premier League. Come 2005, guess what happened? I can just picture that bomoh bugger, in his office next to the assistant manager's, with a funky hairdo and a dead chicken. At half time against AC Milan he sacrifices a virgin, *boom!* the UEFA Champions Cup is in the bag. That has GOT to be it....

2.) The equator is 40076km long. With the Earth rotating on its axis turning 1 full round every 24hrs... i m travelling at 1669.83km/h without leaving this chair. i could be booked for speeding if i was in bed! (hmmmm.... that didn't come out right)

3.) Beach soccer is not a test of skill, its a test of ENDURANCE. My feet have been constantly reminding me...

4.) Red meat is scary. Cows n pigs are high in fat and they burp high levels of methane. With a few more well-timed outbreaks of bird flu n mad cow disease... my kids will grow up in a world where eating bugs is fashionable. Seeing as they have zero fat, zero burp and there's no mad bug disease.

Cheers! *raises glass of shirley temple*

ian wong beats around the bush@ 6:10 PM

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