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Thursday, October 19, 2006
+ Irony of ironies +
Thats it, i've brought Mr. TagBoard out to the backyard and gave it 2 bullets in the head. Rest in peace. Some weeks ago, i co-wrote the KR Culture Night script with Danielle and Yuanjie. As a requirement, i fleshed-out the main character (Brian), whom i dare say, was the most loser-rific creation that has ever passed through my imagination. I took great pride in making him drunk in 2 outta 9 scenes, having him fall/get knocked over in almost every scene, hell, plainly speakin, he the uber-wimp with the worst luck on the planet. AND his quest is to win over the leading lady. Oh well, i won't be puttin up spoilers. As my own crazy luck would have it, i finished a few hours before deadline (meaning at 5am in the morning). Then some days later, whilst i was still feeling mighty pleased with meself creating a whole new level of loser, i get an sms. Danielle: "Anuja asks if you can act as Brian for culture nite haha :)" After my initial shock and some lengthy persuasion, i agreed to it. I swear i must have been really drunk or really bored or both. Rehearsals are in full swing, and somehow, the stage movement actually made Brian EVEN MORE loserific than i had ever envisioned. I pray i can get past this alive. Or with some reputation intact. Director Sebastian is already used to calling me "Brian" instead of ian. *shudder* life is fun. B'cos God has a sense of humor. Cheers! *raises wine glass, trying to remember my lines*
Friday, October 13, 2006
+ Announcement +
For some weird reason, tag-board.com is down, hard to say for how long, so i've put in a second tag box. yeah, sentimental me can't bear to remove the long-serving old one until i have proof of death. in the meantime, "ON THE OTHERSIDE" section had a major update, new/old/ancient funny videos available for your viewing pleasure.  Joash and I have joined the cult of Cthulhu. A 300 ft tall antromorphic monster with bat wings and a squidhead. hahahaha Apparently he also created the world. HAHAHAHAHAH when he returns from the sea, he'll destroy the world by making everyone mad. Surprisingly, this dude, a creation of Fantasy-horror writer HP Lovecraft has made it pretty deep into western popular culture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_in_popular_culture  i have personally seen a Cthulhu cameo appearance in "Ghostbusters" (the really old cartoon version), references were made in the movie "Hellboy" and in "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" Our recent stupid craze came after watching the insanely retarded Cradle of Filth live performance of "Cthulhu Dawn" Everything you'd expect the stereotypical metal-head to do, well... they did! They did it so awfully that they've become silly to the point of self-parody!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNckGCuO1nU Crazy, the whole idea behind Cthulhu was so original (and hilarious) , Joash and I are milking the web for every Cthulhu media we can get our intrusive hands on. this is the cutest so far, it features a Cthulhu talk-show using a hand puppet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8 Cheers! I wanna Cthulhu hand puppet! *raises wine glass*
+ slices of life (continued) +
IBG Captain's Supper Nite = Uniform Nite!!  i indulged in shameless cockster poses all night, but can't say i was the worst. Bigger freakshows set to take the stage.  Nevermind...  This is discipline!  Whereas this is punishment...   Don't stare at strangers...  Hmmm... hall taupoks are about 54 times worse than taupoks in church... k la... more slices of life comin once i find the other A-block photo-fanatics... in the meantime this should get fidel off my back for a few more days... she claims my life is damn funny so she wants me to update more. Hey readers, the fact of the matter is that life is friggin hilarious, its all a matter of how hard you look, how you look at things, and whether you personally bother to create some stupid fun for yourself. i swear that girl is crazy, this abstract was taken from her blog <------recording start-----------> fidel: damn funny, before that i was looking then dunno why suddenly grow grow grow then become so big! i thought is shit leh! BUT NO! it's HIS DICK! desmond: hahas so pervert go zoo not look animal is look private part one! fidel: i saw one cow laggi more funny! the balls saggy until gonna reach the floor already, shd have taken the picture luhh. hahahahahahs desmond: wahh piang u abit scary leh, dun dare to go out with u liao wait u dunno check out where >.< <-----------Recording end----------------------->  hehee, steamy zebra. Kids not allowed! LOLS, i bet it steamed or whatever, one minute it was that short, then another minute it became this LONG! The following abstract is my personal online experience <------recording start-----------> A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: fidel has a zebra fetish ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS ! [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: u....sick....bastard! ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: HEY! you're a zzzeeebra tooooo ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: spastic zebra! [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: hahahahhahha! [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: NOOOOO! ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: hahahahahahahahahahahahhas ! [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: stop mentally un-dressing me!! ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! LOLSS!!! ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: !!! [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: ZEBRA FETISH You have failed to receive file "07102006579.jpg" from ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: AIYAH! [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: aiyah...nvm la.. i dun wanna see steaming zebras [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: unlike SOME ppl i know.... [A-ngels A-rmy] the Tao of the ian (0_o) silly to the point of self-parody says: hahahahahhahh! ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: my blog also have! ·$19 ❤ steamy zebra says: hahahahahahhaaa! <-----------Recording end-----------------------> sure i have tests, homework and meet anal-rententive deluded-fruitcakes, just like everyone else. But hey, why should i blog about those?? In the words of Jesus, my one and only Boss: The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly. John 10:10 Barclay's Daily Study Bible notes: The Greek phrase used for having it more abundantly means to have a superabundance of a thing. To be a follower of Jesus, to know who he is and what he means, is to have a superabundance of life. A Roman soldier came to Julius Caesar with a request for permission to commit suicide. He was a wretched dispirited creature with no vitality. Caesar looked at him. "Man," he said, "were you ever really alive?" When we try to live our own lives, life is a dull, dispirited thing. When we walk with Jesus, there comes a new vitality, a superabundance of life. It is only when we live with Christ that life becomes really worth living and we begin to live in the real sense of the word. A-block cell group was on last night, peeps! This is a pleasant reminder to share what Jesus brought ya! Cheers y'all! *raises wine glass*
Thursday, October 05, 2006
+ slices of life (Kent Ridge Hall DND costume party) +
Cheers! [A-ngel A-rmy] *raises wine glass*           |
