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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
+ Taking stock... no, not chicken stock +
After a brief scan thru my blog entries of the previous year, i realise that i blog more often when im feelin down... humor is my way of facing realities, and disguising my sorrows. They say the funniest jokes come from looking at real life. Im not sayin i need to be consoled every time u see a new post... hahhaha... i will probably need some help if i cant get a joke life throws at me. When life offers you a lemon, laugh at it maniacally because it vaguely resembles an old yellow shrivelled-up turd. So as i look back on the year... i'll list all the private jokes we've shared. Some have been rendered timeless, some have been forgotten, all have been shared with those i love, frens n family. So if ur n outsider, everything here might seem like utter gibberish. Spawn of Satan wants a "Pony" brand T-shirt Dolph dreams of tugging the beard of a bearded lady before he dies Jason is married to church Marcus is married to hall Malaysian wants to sign-on U dig the hot moms "pasty" "B2k" "Big K" "Burning the bridges" U cant have your cake and eat it too Drama Mama History lect= FM time U saw the crack of doom, and lived Possum? All street cred is officially gone. U need anger management "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?" Janice actually knows how to act cute Isabel has her own SI unit Paris Hilton U guys support a team of non-striking strikers the only player ever with stats: Passing 0, he doesn't understand the concept "Shake your peaches" "My humps" "i didn't see a single fruits basket anywhere!" Club of Tears U dig the minahs Worst B'day Song to Sing Wei Xuan..... Milkshake.... Malmsteen! YEAH!!!! BTI Buy eddie shampoo "Owning!" 6 into 1... "By your powers combined" top 10 COGS hits "are u feelin me brudder?" PA crew wire winding challenge 2005 *sings* "WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!!" Pigu wet his pants Yuhua books them early Gwen puts air-raid sirens out of business Fidelis is terrified of Adidas deodorant WX has been spotted takin neo-prints Alleged gay partners: me, "Bobby", Clement, Leon (im tryin to steal). Hot chick 1 shot kill 10 Hot chick no.2, 1 shot kill 9 Hikari is bound by special contract to Joshua's mom "Orange big big, orange small small" -Orange Lover's fav song "Stock rocks! Stock rocks!" Isaac the incoherent Shawn is Doremon U write only the finest, most nonsensical MTV commercials Shermaine the un-suan-able Power of Darkness, Speed of Black El iano, ian thorpe, ian cech, stud muffin, DJ, Mambo Boss, Balls Cheers! its a funny, beautiful life! *raises wine glass* PS: if u r not linked to the any of the forementioned jokes, it means i haven't known u well enuf to suan u.
ian wong beats around the bush@
2:06 AM
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